Most birthday flowers in this city go to a house, and Evansville houses have opinions. The porches in Bayard Park and along the Washington Avenue historic blocks are deep and shaded and will hold an arrangement all afternoon. The narrow lots in Jacobsville, Lamasco, Goosetown and Tepe Park frequently have no porch at all and a storm door that opens outward, so a box gets set on a step in full sun. Out in Darmstadt and McCutchanville the driveways are long and the mailbox is at the road, which is not the same as the door. The real constraint is the weather at the two ends of the year: an Ohio Valley July afternoon sits in the nineties with a dew point to match, and a bouquet on a south-facing step is finished in well under an hour, while a January ice event on First Avenue or Diamond will turn a routine run into a two-hour one. Two fields fix nearly all of it — a mobile number for the recipient and one line of instruction such as *side door, shaded*, *leave with the neighbor*, or *call first, she is on second shift*.
Workplace birthdays here cluster in a handful of specific buildings rather than a downtown tower district. Downtown, the blocks around Main Street, the Civic Center and the Ford Center take front-desk drops easily, and so does the Old National Bank building on Main. Out the Lloyd Expressway there is the Mead Johnson campus; south of downtown, Berry Global's campus on Oakley Street; on the far East Side, Shoe Carnival's headquarters on East Columbia Street. The two hospital systems, Deaconess and Ascension St. Vincent, are also two of the largest employers in the metro, and their administrative offices take deliveries in a way their patient floors do not. Both universities run steady birthday volume — the University of Evansville on Lincoln Avenue with its compact campus where a residence-hall front desk will hold a bouquet, and USI on University Boulevard out past the bypass, where the distances between buildings mean the department office is a better address than a classroom. The large plants are the exception to all of this: Toyota Motor Manufacturing Indiana at Princeton about twenty-five miles north in Gibson County, SABIC at Mount Vernon in Posey County, and Alcoa's Warrick Operations east along the river all route deliveries through a gatehouse rather than to a work area, and a day-shift worker is frequently gone before a bouquet clears security. For plant employees, the house is almost always the better address.