Here is the piece of local advice that saves most anniversary orders in this city: do not send the flowers to the restaurant. Evansville has real rooms couples keep going back to — Gerst Bavarian Haus out on West Franklin, Turoni's on Main Street, the Hilltop Inn on the West Side, the barbecue at Wolf's — and what they all have in common is a host stand rather than a bell desk. There is nobody whose job it is to keep a vase of water cool for four hours, no back-of-house cooler with room in it on a Saturday evening, and no concierge to hand anything to. Flowers sent to a table in a market this size usually end up on the floor beside the hostess podium, and the couple carries them out to the parking lot at the end of the night in whatever state that left them. The build that works instead is simple and it is what the shops here will suggest unprompted: deliver to the house in the afternoon, while somebody is getting ready, so the arrangement is the first thing of the evening rather than an awkward package at the end of it.
There is a genuine hotel tier here, it is just short. Downtown on Riverside Drive, Bally's Evansville — the property that began as Indiana's first riverboat casino and now sits on land — carries the city's riverfront hotel rooms at Le Merigot, a short walk from Dress Plaza, the Four Freedoms Monument and the LST 325 moored at the bank. The DoubleTree by Hilton on Walnut Street covers the rest of the downtown core near the Ford Center and the Victory Theatre, where the Evansville Philharmonic plays. Out east, the hotel cluster along the Lloyd Expressway and Green River Road near Eastland Mall handles most of the visiting family, and Newburgh has rooms near the Deaconess Gateway campus. For an actual getaway, the local answer is New Harmony, twenty-five miles northwest in Posey County — the New Harmony Inn, the Roofless Church and the labyrinth, comfortably inside our radius, and the one destination in this corner of Indiana people drive to specifically to be somewhere quiet. Hotel mechanics are the same everywhere in this market: give the reservation surname and the check-in time, expect a small front desk to hold an arrangement rather than enter a room without the guest's say-so, and remember that anything left standing behind a desk from noon to seven in an Evansville July is not going to look the way it did when it left the cooler.
Most anniversary deliveries here, though, go to a house that the couple has been in for a long time, and that is worth designing around. The Riverside historic blocks below downtown, where the nineteenth-century river houses stand near the Reitz Home on First Street, have deep front porches and steps that a driver can actually use. The Washington Avenue historic district and Bayard Park are similar. Lincolnshire and the East Side streets off Vann, Boeke and Green River Road are mid-century and mostly have a garage that is used instead of a front door, so the doorbell may go unanswered while someone is thirty feet away. Kratzville and North Park on the north side are close to both benches and quick. McCutchanville and Darmstadt have long drives and mailboxes at the road, which is not the same as the door. Over the Warrick County line, Newburgh's Water Street river blocks and the newer streets toward Chandler and Boonville are all inside the radius. For milestone anniversaries — and this is a city where fiftieths are common, because people here stay — the party is frequently at a church hall or at the Old National Events Plaza downtown, while the useful flower delivery is to the couple's own house the morning of, before anyone leaves for the hall.