Anniversary dinners in this corner of Camden County have a quirk you need to plan around: the two towns with the best restaurant rows are both dry. Collingswood has no liquor licences, and its Haddon Avenue strip built an entire reputation on bring-your-own-bottle cooking because of it; Haddonfield, a mile and a half the other way along Kings Highway, is the same. From an Audubon Park address both are five to ten minutes' drive, which is why a very large share of the borough's anniversary evenings end at a table on one of those two streets. The flower consequence is concrete. You are already walking in carrying a bottle, most of these rooms are narrow storefronts with tables close enough to hear each other's conversations, and a 22-inch glass vase on a two-top is a hazard rather than a gesture. Two things work instead: a compact table-height hand-tied piece you can set down and then take home, or — better in almost every case — have the arrangement delivered to the house in the afternoon so it is waiting when you get back from dinner. Ask the studio for the short-vessel build and say it is going to a restaurant table; they will keep it under about ten inches and skip the ribbon that catches on a chair.
The borough's own anniversaries skew long. Audubon Park was built in 1941 as defense housing for the New York Shipbuilding Corporation's Camden yard and incorporated as a municipality in 1947, and the Audubon Park Mutual Housing Corporation has kept the housing in members' hands ever since — which produces a community where couples stay in the same court for decades and grandchildren move back into the same rows. Fortieth, fiftieth and sixtieth anniversaries are not rare events in a borough of about a thousand people; they are a recurring feature of it. Those milestones are celebrated in a unit, in a court, or at a banquet hall, almost never in a hotel ballroom — there is no hotel within the borough limits and no hall either. The halls are a short drive out: the Route 130 and Black Horse Pike corridors, the Cinnaminson and Deptford banquet rooms, the Camden waterfront venues, and Tavistock Country Club, which sits a few minutes east in New Jersey's other famous micro-municipality — Tavistock incorporated in 1921 as a borough of a handful of residents built around a golf course, and Camden County has quietly contained two of the state's smallest towns ever since.
If you are coming in for an anniversary rather than living here, the lodging is all outside the borough. The nearest full-service clusters are the Route 70 corridor in Cherry Hill, five to seven miles east, and the Route 73 and Mount Laurel hotels beyond that; Center City Philadelphia is the other option, fifteen minutes on the PATCO Speedline from Collingswood or Westmont, or a bridge crossing by car. Hotel delivery has its own rules and they are uniform across that corridor: the front desk signs for it, it will not go up before check-in, and the name on the order has to match the name on the reservation or it sits behind the desk. Give us the guest's last name, the confirmation name if it differs, and a mobile number, and tell us the check-in hour rather than a delivery time. For an anniversary evening that is not a dinner, the Camden waterfront is four miles up Crescent Boulevard — the Battleship New Jersey, Adventure Aquarium and the riverfront amphitheatre all sit under the Philadelphia skyline across the Delaware, and Cooper River Park in Pennsauken and Cherry Hill has the long water loop that hosts regattas. Newton Lake Park, the Camden County strip along Newton Creek through Collingswood, Oaklyn and Haddon Township, is the walk you take when you do not want to drive anywhere at all.