The doors themselves are the only complicated part of a no-occasion delivery here, and they differ by mile. In 33460, the old city grid, the houses are 1920s wood-frame cottages set back behind sea grape and ficus, often with no number visible from the street — the number is usually on the mailbox out at the swale, which is how a driver picks the right one. Half of them are divided into upstairs and downstairs with two unlabelled bells, so say which. And the street names need their prefix: Lake Worth Beach letters its streets and numbers its avenues, the letters run both north and south of Lake Avenue, and a delivery to M Street with no prefix is a coin toss across a mile. West of I-95, through Palm Springs, Greenacres and the Lake Osborne Heights blocks near John Prince Park, the stock changes to low mid-century houses with carports, which is genuinely useful: a carport is shaded, dry and out of view from the road, and it is the right place to leave something when nobody answers. Further west in 33467, past Jog and out toward the Turnpike, it becomes condominiums and staffed communities, where an association office receives on behalf of the building and frequently closes at midday.
Then there is the fact that shapes this page more than any other: half of this county is somewhere else from May to October, and the people who stay are the ones who get no mail. The season here runs November to April. The roads fill, the restaurants fill, the relatives visit, and every household with a northern address is at its busiest. Then in April it empties, and the year-round residents — the nurses and teachers and contractors and retirees who never leave — spend six months in the heat with nobody coming through. A just-because arrangement in February competes with everything; the same arrangement in August is the only thing that happened to that person that week. That is the honest argument for this page. It is also worth knowing who is on the other end of a lot of these orders. The downtown grid is Guatemalan Maya, Haitian and Caribbean before it is anything else, with a Finnish settlement laid down here in the middle of the last century that was among the biggest in the country — so the language on the card is a live question rather than a formality. Whatever you type in the message field is what gets written.
The weather sets the rest of the rules, and they are simple enough to follow. Between May and October the afternoon climbs into the nineties, the humidity comes with it, and a storm line moves inland off the sea breeze on most days, which means an unattended wrapped bouquet in open sun has about an hour. Three fixes cover almost every case. Choose a vase design carrying its own water rather than a hand-tied in cellophane for any address where nobody will be home. Name the shaded spot — the carport, the covered entry, the screened porch, the north side of the house — and the driver uses it. And leave a mobile number, because the driver who can call from the street solves the problem without any of this. Take a morning window when you can: it is cooler, the roads are clearer, and it beats the storm line. Two more local notes. The Florida East Coast tracks cross Lake and Lucerne downtown, so a train can hold a driver for a few minutes; and on the last full weekend of February the Street Painting Festival closes both of those avenues outright while the chalk work goes down.