Here is a small operational truth that works in your favour. A delivery day in Simi Valley is not a loop around a downtown — the city is a trough roughly ten miles long and two or three wide, boxed by the Santa Susana Mountains to the north and the Simi Hills to the south, with Los Angeles Avenue and Cochran Street running its length and the 118 on the shelf above them. A runner works up that line and back down it. Which means an order with no fixed hour attached is the easiest thing on the board, and it can take the slot everybody else competes away from: the cool early window, before the valley heats up and before the pass gets busy. In this particular climate that is not a consolation prize. From July into early October the afternoons here run into the high nineties and past 100 — hotter than Oxnard or Ventura on the same day — and a morning arrival is simply a better-looking arrangement at six o'clock than an afternoon one is.
What people in this valley actually send flowers for, absent a birthday or a funeral, is fairly specific and mostly about endurance. Someone has been driving a relative over the Santa Susana Pass to a hospital in Northridge or West Hills for two weeks and has not eaten sitting down since it started. A neighbour's household has come back to a closed-up house after a Santa Ana week — this is a corridor with a hard fire memory, the Woolsey Fire having begun at the Santa Susana Field Laboratory site in the Simi Hills in November 2018 and the Easy Fire having run up to the Reagan Library's own hillside in October 2019 with evacuation orders across the north of the city — and "glad you are home" is a real and frequently ordered category here. A new baby has arrived on a street where three generations already live. A teacher has finished a term. Someone has retired after thirty-five years at one of the shops on Easy Street or Voyager Avenue. And on the older tract streets off Sycamore, Tapo Canyon and Erringer, where people have stayed forty and fifty years, there is a widow four doors down whose casseroles stopped arriving in month two. None of those have a date on them, which is exactly what makes flowers work for them.
The addresses that decide whether a run is one trip or two. Bridle Path, on the east side of the city, is an equestrian tract: the streets carry horse trails, front gates often sit sixty feet from the front door, and a dog usually gets to the gate before anyone else does, so a mobile number earns its place in the notes. Santa Susana Knolls climbs off the old Santa Susana Pass Road in narrow lanes with no sidewalks and house numbers behind oak and rail fencing, where a landmark helps more than a gate code does. Wood Ranch, off Wood Ranch Parkway and the Olsen Road climb, runs on call boxes. The Big Sky streets on the north slope are newer than some map data. Sinaloa Lake has its own private-road arrangement. The 93064 pocket at Brandeis is small, distinct and easy to miss, sitting out by the Brandeis-Bardin campus on the hill side of the valley. Mobile-home communities take a space number rather than a street number, and the space number is the part people forget. None of this is difficult. It is simply the difference between a doorbell and a note on a gate.